1. Valet drivers will violate your very expensive car.
2. Detention can bring the all people together. Raise your fists high!
3. The Delorean has So Many more features than my car will ever have.
4. Aliens like Reese's Pieces. Keep them with you, just in case.
5. Never cross the beams.
6. Darth is a daddy. You are going to be a GREAT parent, comparatively.
7. Let the pirate keep his gold, even if he is dead.
8. Don't eat after midnight and don't feed your friends after midnight. Nope, not even if you are hungry.
9. Sweeping the leg is not a nice thing to do and you need to think about your moral standing if someone asks you to sweep the leg.
10. Any guy that knows the words to Little Bit of Tenderness is watching your back.
11. Learn to sword fight with both hands.
12. Patty-Cake is a very intimate activity.
13. People are strange and never invite people in. If they can't walk over the threshold, they are not someone you want in your home.
14. A song can fix any situation.
15. If you have the opportunity to watch men play volleyball, watch them. Ice Man may take his shirt off.
16. Dance, dance dance.
17. Don't have sex at a campground. It will not end well.
18. Do not live on Elm Street. The nightmares are vicious. (I was asked in college to move into a home off campus on Elm Street. I politely declined. I think it was a very wise decision.)
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